About Me

I am Splendora's fearless blogger. I have a head for business and a bod for sin. I don't like selfishness, self-centeredness or phony self deprecation. I am sensitive, have impeccable manners, and prefer to vent on the keyboard. I go after bullies and bullshitters with a vengeance. Everyone who knows me, knows this: Y'all don't mess with Tess.

I'm Listening To

Phillip Glass, Style Council, Charlie Parker, Rachmaninoff, Notorious B.I.G.

I'm Watching

Dirt, Stephen Colbert, Nova, Antique Roadshow, Barefoot Contessa

I'm Renting These DVDs

Marie Antoinette, Eraserhead, Manufacturing Consent, Beerfest

I'm Reading

Memories of My Melancholy Whores by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I Just Bought

A chicken walnut sandwich, salt & vingar chips, tom's cookies, 5 pairs of Gap ballet flats

I'm Currently Obsessing About

How cool this new site is, checking out all the new Splendora BFFs, reading everyone's profiles

Style Icon(s)

Ali McGraw, in Love Story

Celebrity Alter Ego(s)

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

What's in Your Handbag

Purell, mentos, Dior mascara, red matte lipstick, caramel lipgloss, Sue Devitt eyeliner, rolling papers

What's in Your Closet?

My closet is meticulously organized by color, daywear, evening wear, sweaters folden in bins, shoes all stored properly in boxes with polaroids. Mostly I wear Prada, Tse, Helmut Lang, Calvin Klein, Theory.

Favorite Cities

London, Copenhagen, Reykjavik, Las Vegas

First Concert

Mahler's Fifth by The London Philharmonic

Dream Threesome

Olivier Martinez, Melanie Laurent

English or Math

Math

Flats or Heels

Flats

Jack or Jude

Jude Law

Deep Dish or Thin Crust

Thin Crust

Martha Stewart or Rachel Ray

Martha Stewart

Master or Servant

Master

 

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