Jessica Simpson goes out shopping with hairstylist/friend Ken Paves in Soho, NYC yesterday (06/06/06).



She's holding her latest CD single.



Why is Ken Paves always a few steps behind Miss Simpson? In this pic he is desperately trying to get her attention. I'm sure he's a cool guy it's just funny to see him lingering behind her in almost every shot.



Those shoes look yuck.

Get outta my city, Chestica!

luv the “tuff guy” look on the bodyguard’s face in the third pic, as he’s holding her girlie shopping bag.

did ken paves just dump his profession down the drain entirely to be a lackey for her? now there’s a guy who probably lost all his credibility. 

she seems so ill put together, disorganized looking and acting.  do we need to see proof that she has a cd coming out, is that why she is carrying it loose? 

what i think of her dress and shoes remains unchanged when she puts on the sweater.  bad outfit choice today, jessica.

Umm, the entire outfit looks yuck.

I love the shoes oddly enough and even the sweater, but not with the dress and not in public.  Ken is a mere joke and nothing more.  He’s such a small person and that’s so ugly.

I think the dress alone with different shoes would look cute. She looks like oscar the grouch with that green baggy ass sweater. It is not that cold in New York!

she paid thousands to look like that?  ugh.

He walks behind her because of the photogs....they call out “stand back” - so that she is the focus of the pictures.  Ew - Double Ick.

Too bad David Spade still isn’t on Saturday Night Live..he’d make and do an incredible imitation of Ken Paves.  What a goofy looking dick Paves is.

She has truly become an attention whore.

She looks sooooooooooo cute the whole outfit is banging, especially the shoes!!!

The shoes are great. I wish I had a pair.

There’s something odd about celebrites that hang out with their stylists more than they do their friends...does she rent him out for the day or what?

While the dress looks like it was painted by Salvador Dali, it would look better on someone a bit taller.

I like the shoes but they’re too casual for the dress. They’d pair better with jeans.

The sweater swallows her up. Wonder if the layered look is an attempt to hide her vulnerability right now....

the shoes are the worst part of the outfit!- so fuggin fugly probably from her own shoe line- tacky ass cheap wal-mart style shoes & tacky skin tight dress- yeah she’s lookin great

I have a theory that the pimp-master-simpson is replacing chestica w/ asslee because she is still ‘untainted’ in the media- next jess will be carrying around asslees bags!

she is an idiot and she dresses like one and she hangs with other idiots and she is related to idiots and idiots buy her music

Jess looks a hot ass mess in this pics. It is official, Ken Paves has turned into Jess’ professional ass kisser

I like Gaultier, just not on her.

Don’t shoot me down in flames, but.. I quite like the dress -
if it was on someone taller, and they were drinking cocktails near a pool at sunset, NOT over Chestica’s ugly body, and topped off with her ugly head whilst walking down a street in those shoes.

The single ain’t even worth it’s own cd case.

i lllooove gaultier, she is too short for it. she is no model. the shoes look bad because she is short

That is the fuggest thing I have ever seen on a woman who makes more than some countries. The shoes are goddam ugly! The dress could have been saved with something else… anything else!

Contessamemily, that avatar is hot!

Jessica was always totally unappreciative of everything Nick did for her, unless it was buying her jewelry or having a closet built for her gazillions of clothes she only wants to wear once.
There’s also the time he built the recording studio in their home and couldn’t wait for Jessica to come home and see it cause “Jessica’s gonna love this!” and what did he get when she finally did come home..."I don’t wanna see it” in that whiny voice just cause that couch she didn’t like was in it.......
Or even all that work Nick and Drew did putting that grass sod down while she was gone. And that time he put the arcade games in that room upstairs and bought that one especially so she could play it with him. After much convincing, she finally played it and couldn’t even pretend she was enjoying it.
She was always whining when she didn’t get her way and could never even ACT happy or glad for anything Nick did unless it was specifically done for her.
A simple “Oh that’s great honey!” goes a long way. She even got the dog she wanted after whining and pouting enough.
It takes the patience of a saint to put up with that crap. I don’t see how anybody could ever doubt his love and commitment to her. Hers, on the other hand, was always questionable.
Some public opinion has turned against Joe Simpson because of all the comments that he has made, concerning his daughter having sex and the size of her breasts.
Normal fathers do not make those comments.
She’s a spoiled daddy’s girl who does not see anything wrong with her own father making those comments about her. Her only concern is making daddy happy and staying the favorite daughter.
She does not have the maturity to be a wife. She lets daddy run all aspects of her life, including marriage and the decision about whether to have children with her own husband.
Daddy will always be the first man in her life, and she will put him first above her own husband. Thanks to daddy, no other man will want her now, except only to use her for sex and publicity.

AMEN, Hoosierette!!!

she looks kind of chunky.

“Why is Ken Paves always a few steps behind Miss Simpson?”
Because he doesn’t want to be held responsible in any way, by the general public.

Why do all those ‘types’ wear strapless dresses with the wrong bra? They’re always pulling it or adjusting it because it didn’t fit in the first place. How awkward does Jessica look, constantly adjusting her dress because it’s falling down little by little as she walks.

Man, she needs someone to get her the ‘right’ foundation under garments. That shot totally sucks! And for god sakes, get the right shoes. How many people don’t know that shoes are the foundation for every outfit? Raise your hands.

Ok Jess, you can put your hand down now!

“And for god sakes, get the right shoes. How many people don’t know that shoes are the foundation for every outfit?”

There ARE no shoes for THAT dress!  :D

I hate her.

Hate is a strong word, yes, but if the Jimmy Choos fit...LOL!!

I never liked her from day one many years ago, before Nick came into the picture. I think I felt bad for her at one point because she was sandwiched between Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera fighting to be the top Pop princess and Jessica was always 3rd place (rightfully so) Her boobs and her bimbo housewife act along with her hot hubby helped her climb the ladder of success. NOT her talent. She sucks at singing. She tries to sound sexy and uses a whisper in her voice when she sings, and later, she pratically SCREAMS in her songs and ends up over singing! Its hideous. American Idol contestants blow her away! Seriously!! I thought about tht during the season of AI and wondered if anyone like Simpson would have the ballz to admit that some of those contestants were better than she was.  Also,I bet if someone like Simpson tried out for AI she would not make it to the top 12 either.  I bet my ass!