Kevin Federline showered, shaved and left his wife beater behind for this sharp Item magazine photoshoot. Britney Spears must be proud or at least slightly amused.



Who is this man and what happened to the real K-Fed?



Via Us Weekly:

On the public: "I should just put a bulls-eye on my back. If I stay home and take care of my wife and my kids, then I'm a loafer, not a good father. If I try to have a career, nobody thinks I am caring for my family. I can't win."

On his image: "I wish people would ask me about my career. Usually it's, 'How's the wife and kids?' Not that I mind; that's my pride and joy. But it would be nice for people to look at me like an artist. The day they judge me as an artist, a CEO, as somebody, not Britney Spears' husband, that's the day I am looking forward to."

On rumors: "You'll never see that guy they say cheats or goes partying all the time. If I'm there and I'm out at a club, I am there for a reason. I am not there to mingle with women. All that shit is done to me. I did that when I was 21."

On his kids: "It's completely unfair when a child is brought into this world an now he's already looked at like a prince. My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period....My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit."

On his media conspiracy theory: "The same day Dick Cheney shoots someone, they've got me on the cover of MSN [Web site]. It's life they're diverting attention from what's really going on."




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Well he’s right about the media in America diverting attention from whats REALLY happening in our country - but hes contradicting himself because he wants the fame of being an ‘artist’
He doesn’t look that great in a suit either.

Here is my Top 10 List

Top 10 reasons not to be bad boy:

10.You end up marrying Britney Spears
9.Its not healthy
8.You need 8 inches to impress women
7.You misspell your tattoo
6.You enjoy collage life..at age 45
5.You have 17 misterious stitches on your ass
4.You get old and people still call you bad BOY
3.You gonna end up on my Top 10 list
2.You will never get endoresed by Oprah
1.Woman will never think of you as “Just Friend”

K-Fed looks sorta like a dressed up rat, but much better than his schlubby look. I still think that people are underestimating his smarts. He married a dumb hick with money who was more than happy to bear his children. He hit the jackpot. She’s a dumbass.

I agree Janicedickinson.  You’ve gotta have some smarts about you in order to land a gold mine way of life.  However, he’s still nasty ass ugly so it’s obvious money couldn’t fix that.

He is so full of shit. Just wait until Brit Brit leaves his loser ass

I sincerely thought that was a LOOK A LIKE!

He’s such a screwball~

Who asks how someones career is going? Its a common question “How’s the wife and kids?”

I agree, he still looks like a rat

wow.  he still has that ‘i just did your wife’ smirk sewn on his face but i almost didn’t recognize him!  amazing what good razor and various styling products can do.

And......DIVORCE is already in the works!
He doesn’t have to be smart to land that way of life...He got LUCKY cuz he was dumb enough to go with her plan of having two kids 1 yr apart like she said before she found him! 

He’s all part of her plan to have her kids young and get back to making money again.....No one will know who FEDERLINE is in about 5 years.

GROSS!! Dude needs to trim his nails...he looks like a coke snortin dork!

People sooo made jokes about Dick Cheney.  Why is he a man from 1989?  Not so chic.

And the suit is way too big.  A suit as a suit does not make it nice.  What a bloody slob.

1) Janice, I can assure you that he is average at best in the ‘clever’ department.  It doesn’t take much to behave like a total asshole to make some dumb hick bitch want you mroe than ever. I have seen it ALOT and I have been around some very smart people. Bitches with insecurity issues, control issues, mommy and daddy issues, etc will inevitably fall for losers at one point or another. He probably bagged her by playing a little hard to get, bad boy with a heart of gold combo. And he probably didn’t know half of what he was doing.
2) He still looks like total dog shit. With apologies to all dog shit everywhere.
3) He still has no talent.
4) I don’t think there is a huge MSNBC media conspiracy to HIDE Dick Cheney’s hunmting accident considering they covered it night and day 24/7 until there was another dumb story to do. They just happened to think K Fed’s nasty ass was dumb enough to include for that one day.
5) I really do not believe KFED knows what he is talking about when he tries to talk about “What’s going on in this country”. It brings me great amusement,though.

He looks like a fag...the name Perez Hilton gave him really does fit his image now.

K-FAG

He’s a handsome guy.

The day we see k-fed as a ceo or an artist is the day that our national debt reaches 0. Kevin honey, you will always be known as britney’s husband, why? because you’ve already proven that you are a piece of shit and is meaningless in this world. Well at least we know where to find a human sperm bank if we (not i) needed one.

And from the last i checked, you can’t take care of your wife and kids from a casino in las vegas. Saying that you can’t win is just a poor excuse of a father. Just take care of your kids and wife and you’ll be str8. Stop whining about your non-existent career.

OMG, I finally drug up enough bravery to look at his fingernails and they’re unfucking real! No man should ever have nails that long.

I have to confess… he actually looks pretty damn good in these photos, I think.  Of course, compared to his normal appearance, ANYTHING looks good.

Kind of looks like Chris Klein in the last shot.  He’s got that annoying squinty-eyed look.  I’m sure he couldn’t do the shoot without getting high first.  Loser.

My thoughts on Kevin. He looked good until someone pointed out the nails… Gross!

HE will never beable to “take care” of his wife and kids because she has all the money. If he works hard to become famous, which takes years everyone thinks he is not with them… He cant become president of a company because he isnt a college grad and if he stays home with them he is a mooch!

Seriously the man can’t win

looks like a substitute teacher to me.  and all of that soapbox garbage was comepletely written by a PR team for him...i don’t believe a word of it!  “taco bell, dammit!”

On rumors: “You’ll never see that guy they say cheats or goes partying all the time. If I’m there and I’m out at a club, I am there for a reason...”

Right… most people go to clubs to meditate, catch up on their summer reading, or maybe even discuss world affairs! It’s pretty rare that anyone would go to a club to drink, hook up and party!

“...I am not there to mingle with women. All that shit is done to me. I did that when I was 21.”

Uh-huh, you mean like when you LEFT your girlfriend when she was PREGNANT with your SECOND child because you were banging Britney all over kingdom come! (no pun intended!) but hey, that was TRUE LOVE and the fact that you were 26 when you did that has nothing to do with anything!

“My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit.”

You got that right Mr. Spears! That’s so’s you ken git yer discount on them damn chimmichanga’s!!

shit. I thought they really meant he killed himself. Fuck. Better luck next time bitches!

so he is going to force his kids to get a job that he is unwilling to do?  He is going to force them to work at a shitty fast food joint that pays zilch and get made fun of just so he can get cheap tacos?

Wow he cleans up nicely but I don’t think all he has said is true.

I don’t know any guy that could take his sloppy seconds........

don’t know any guys who would want his sloppy seconds.

Why don’t he just teach them to marry a rich person and use them like he did.

You don’t have to be very smart to trick a dumbass like Britney.  This guy doesn’t have much upstairs, but he’s got far more brains than Britney. Kevin has been meeting with his attorneys to review his take.  Britney made a huge mistake on her prenup since she had no patience to wait the alloted days - it’s invalid.

Don’t think that Kevin didn’t have a plan in place from the beginning for their divorce.  He once said he didn’t believe in marriage (directly to Britney), now he’s saying he doesn’t believe in divorce.  Britney was setup from the very beginning, and no one thought it would actually go this far.  She’s been punked in the worst way possible.

Wow, KFug looks like he actually could run for president in these pics *shudders at the thought* or he even looks like he could be a lawyer, or stockbroker. What’s this world coming to?

he doesn’t say anything about sending his kids to school so they could get an education and choose a viable career.  he suggests they work at taco bell.  way to look towards the future for your kids, numbskull!

I think he looks great.  He is a good looking guy.  Not so greasy looking here, and those cornrows he used to sport were ass-ugly.  He cleans up very nicely.

I think he cleans up well although he looks better dressed down in polo shirts.

He’s still a pig.

But I do agree it doesn’t take a damn genius to trink a bafoon like Britney into marriage.  All he needed was to get her Isolated long enough to spit his game and rub her HIGHLY INFLATED ego enough for her to think he was in love with her.

smh @ “My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit.”

yes they are because after he finishes spending all of Britney’s money and spends his, at least he’ll have a 4 income household to support his habits and pay the mortgage on their doublewide.

I can see it now..

KFED: “Sean Preston!”

SP:"yees daddy?”

KFED: “don’t forget to bring daddy home 10 tacos, a case of bud, a carton of marlboros and a bucket of taco meat so you can help me slop yer mama after work!!”

*trick*

lol - IMO, Kevin didn’t do anything to trick Britney or make her think he was in love with her.  In fact, he tried leaving more than once and she ran after him --like many girls with self-esteem issues.  I actually think he was very truthful with BS, but she (like most insecure people) didn’t want to hear that he wasn’t in love with her.

you know what stimons?  you are right..now that I think about it, he did say on “Chaotic” that he wasn’t feeling her and she went after him so let me retract my statement and add a new one..

She in fact did chase him like low self esteem heffas and when he was honest she let her ego get in the way and continued to pursue him.  so she technically and literally walked in this mess she’s caused and the only way to get out is a big payoff.  what a tard.

I think he looks adorable. I’m not saying that makes him a better man, but he is really cute

Ashton Kutcher?

Why would people bash him for taking care of his family? Reese W. makes the moola and Ryan P. takes care of the kids no one “hates” him!*not that Ryan is anything like K-FED! In the office I work at we have a tv in the waiting room and it’s always on the news channel when the DICK CHENEY story broke out I didn’t see anything in the bottom “headlines” or even heard anything about K-FED! britney will now be “aww he’s trying! he really loves me” just like he “loved” Shar J.

he looks like that guy from The Office and 40 YO Virgin!

Many of your comments are on point. It does not take a rocket scientist to fool a twit like Britney Spears. K-Fed is not exactly the brightest tool in the shed, but he did manage to stick Brit for her paper (for all intentional purpose, that was not a pun). This guy seriously thinks he has a career right now, and it is ridiculous. As long as he is Britney Spears’ husband (which won’t be too long *praying*), he will not be taken seriously as a artist, that’s just the God honest truth. I thought it was ridiculous to say his kids will be working at Taco Bell. As if this douchbag does not have enough going for himself. he wants his kids to be losers like him? What a role model

Websters defines ARTIST as:

NOUN:

1. One, such as a painter, sculptor, or writer, who is able by virtue of imagination and talent or skill to create works of aesthetic value, especially in the fine arts.

2. A person whose work shows exceptional creative ability or skill: You are an artist in the kitchen.

3. One who is adept at an activity, especially one involving trickery or deceit: a con artist.

KFED, your right.. you are an artist according the third defintion of.. artist. Keep up the good work. I hear Denise Richards is back in the market.

As far as Taco Bell, as much money/time as you contribute to your two kids from the equally moronic shar jackson..you will probaly be the night time manager at Taco bell by the time your kids are of legal working age.

Lol italia..great post.

But I don’t agree that Shar is by far equally moronic with Britney.

She didn’t have the example like Britney, of Kevin walking out on a pregnant female and into her arms.

But there is no way in hell I would’ve spread my legs for this fool by a longshot.

Gosh, Janice!  You hit it right on the head! 

He kinda looks somewhat appealing, but then.. EWWW.. he has long fingernails.. enough said!

quit hating on k-fed ... people just talk shit cos he had nothing b4 he married her… she knew that and still married him ... no1 knows what really goe on bw them, im sure he’s an arite guy ... and the new look aint bad either ... im still not listenin to that sht album tho haha

i think he is trying to get on your good grace, cause he is going try for american idol next year.

Well, you can put a suit on a pile of dog-shit, and it still a pile of dog-shit.

Is it me or does he look better with a cheetos stained wife beater, saggy shorts, and a fitted cap. He looks even more weasel like and weird in these photos. His GQ spread was better.

Looks like a crooked politician. He cleans up well, but he looks better as grunged up K-Fed.