...The exploitation genre resurrected, starring a slew of bruised, beaten, and hard ass babes. It may not be for the Nancy Meyers crowd, but it's sure to be a bloody good time. The last "double feature" I caught was a bargain showing of King Ralph and Career Opportunities on a family movie outing - yikes.

Grindhouse official website 

This week, the girls were challenged to come up with a name that would make them stand out (e.g., Tyra, Iman, Madonna). So off they went, quill in hand, jotting down their new names. Dionne decided she would become "Wholahay," only to have it later changed by Tyra who decided "Brown" better suited the chocolate beauty. They had to shmooze it up with celebrities at a house party teeming with celebs. 50 Cent was in the house - holla! The girls mingled with the Mowry twins (of Sister, Sister fame), Paris, Nicole, and others. Jael would not leave Fiddy alone, so he politely asked her to keep her distance and when she failed to do so, the self-proclaimed "Blew" (Black Jew) found herself being tossed in the pool. It gets better: the next thing you see is Renee telling Nicole Ritchie that Jael is a bitch, and twenty seconds later, Ms. Ritchie was in a corner telling Jael everything that Renee had said about her. I LOVE THIS SHOW!

Wholahay won the official challenge of the evening; she knocked the socks off of the real "Fresh Prince of Bel Air," Benny Medina, with a touching, but boring speech (more b!^$@ backtalk, please!).

*Photo credited to: CW 

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